I am in New York. this post will be about my hair. for months now i have been unconsciously cultivating one dreadlock which has captured a part of my identity. but recently it has become so prominent that i am afraid it’s going to fall off and leave a hole in my skull and my brain will spill out. it’s a hippie curse. it’s happening to me because i hate reggae.

today i saw many little babies with big eyes. yesterday i saw a little boy dressed as if he were an old man and he walked like one, too. crazy old babies! am i in France again?

p.s. how come nobody leaves comments anymore???? comments allow me to improve my bloggging while inciting furious-curious debate and conversatioN! because this is a safe forum in which you can talk about topics. should i ask more questions? here is a question: what is the best thing about AMERICA

I will not be in Illinois for long. Sorry Illinois. Or Sorry me? IDK. I am so excited for the caucuses, I can’t even breathe. Also I cleaned out my closet and found the best thing: DAD’s brand root beer menthol cough drops. A meeting of the minds if there ever was one! They’re a little chewy but still potent. GTG g-ma’s here.

I am a free woman as of today. All semesterly activites have ended or are on hiatus. How do I feel about this? I feel nothing. What would BEnjamin Franklin do? I am going to go light candles and listen to ABBA. I think ABBA is great

Like an addict to the needle, I used to fancy the Web site www.crimelibrary.com. hours upon hours of halcyon hours i spent in my village j dorm room, laptop in lap (r.i.p. laptop), reading archives of mediocre crime stories. anyway i bring this up because canada’s infamous “pig killer,” robert “willie” pickton, who killed 50 hookers and fed them to his pigs on his pig farm (and also had 600-pound boar as a pet [and also last night we had boar ribs for dinner, which were ne plus ultra the most excellent boar ribs]) was sentenced today, and his crimelibrary story was always one of my favorites. anyway i gave up crimelibrary.com for spring break one year because reading it was decidedly unhealthy for my worldview. also the entries actually sucked.
presently, as time closes in on another dazzling semester of college — how they pass! like stamen falling from the flower! — i am up two backpacks, down seven ant bites, up one yogurt, one container of floss and one tube of carmex stolen from wal-mart, down one extension cord [edit 12/12: i found the extension cord.] and one miniature cactus (r.i.p.r.i.p.). in conclusion, i’m making some serious bank here in texs. I will Win! Soon my wise investments will reward me!— with strong bones, soft lips and multiple carry-on options.

One day my links will work…………..

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