Texas: day 3.219

Recent/upcoming media, FWIW:

-More coverage of UT’s Student Government scandal on the Student Press Law Center’s Web site. Apparently the First Amendment isn’t universally applicable, at least in the minds of our brave administrators. W/e! I have better things to do. (kidding it’s really him)

-UWIRE 100 profile — I didn’t know there were more than 100 college journalists? Sad to be leaving the college journalism industry in one week. Must allot some time for quiet reflection.

-Will be on CNN Newsroom with Heidi Collins on May 7 at 9.30 a.m. Talking about how college kids can’t get jobs, naturally.

Texas: day 3.217

Finally got to try miracle berries thanks to my favorite prudent student. FYI they’re supposed to make everything taste great + sweet. I think i did it wrong though. The first thing I ate after the berry was a slice of grapefruit and it was awesome, but after trying to eat a lemon and failing i think the grapefruit was just awesome in general and was not enhanced by the berry whatsoever. I also tried the infamous Guinness + lemon sorbet combo, which is supposed to taste like a chocolate milkshake post-berry consumption but tasted like a soy sauce shake at best.

Trying not to dwell on it. You win some you lose some. And hey! One week left of college! Hook um!