Sometimes I play this game called “One Year Ago Today.” The basic premise is: What were you doing one year ago today. Simple enough.
Anyway for proof that life is cyclical, one year ago today I wrote about how Vancouver’s Olympic mascot looked like a joint, and I said I was going to invent a pregnancy test that shoots out flames when you’re pregnant. And now, here, today, yesterday, on earth, London has revealed its 2012 mascot, which slightly resembles … a pregnancy test. A pregnancy test with legs. That shoots out flames when you’re pregnant. And you can also smoke it.
So, in other news, it’s summer! Summer is cake. I love it every year just the same. Pax aestas, people.