Someone has actually been stealing my things including: all of my schoolbooks and one mexican poncho. I swear to god, if I’m not being stalked by scientologists this time, Lord knows what’s happening. if it’s not scientologists it’s definitely the UPS man but they’re really one and the same. 6 and one .5 dozen of the other, they say. so, i’ve started watching my back. i’m watching it, ewe tea. watching it real hard. but i know this much is true: strange things are bound to happen on the j.j. pickle research campus.