This year, I am going to try to live the GOOP life. Just kidding. But Gwyneth Paltrow’s weekly newsletter is pretty amazing down to its every typo, even though I keep getting confused by all her cleanse-talk. I’m not sure whether I’m supposed to eliminate white sugar, whitefish or white people from my life to detoxify my stomach and soul, so I’m just avoiding them all. It’s going well so far.