Texas: day 3.139

This February is really off. It’s like that book that tells you to put zucchini in your kids’ brownies so they eat their vegetables. Maybe it’s because I’ve taken up a bunch of trends post-peak, like Bikram yoga, french-pressed coffee and wearing a Livestrong bracelet. Just kidding about that last one.

I have no idea what to make of any of this. Any astrologers in the audience?