I recently saw two movies. I will analyze them here.

1. Up Close and Personal, 1996
This has to be a joke, right? Like a huge joke played on the world by Joan Didion, as most JD works tend to be especially when they are in the form of screenplays written with her husband (as in this case). I was most intrigued by the character of Michelle Pfeiffer’s hair, which gave a truly dynamic performance. Takeaways: Teased blonde hair begs sexual harassment. Bobbed brown hair is good at covering prison riots.

2. All About Eve, 1950
Forty is such a scary age.