The NYT’s ed board is really against guns in parks. I’m more about not having guns on college campuses, but any cause in a storm, I suppose. Time 2 leave Tx? !!! Sources say yes. Also there’s the U-Haul reservation for May 31.

Even though I’m not longer an atom of the University of Texas (as of, like, 12 hours ago), this is still so great. I wonder who could possibly be behind UT President William Powers’s decoy twitter. Which new media scoundrels would do such a thing!?

God. College was crazy.